For Flute, Oboe, Clarinet, Bassoon and Horn (and sounds effects - a car horn, a slammable door, destructible crockery and a burstable balloon).
Three movements, based on poems by Hilaire Belloc.
1. Hildebrand (who was frightened by a Passing Motor, and was brought to Reason)
2. Rebecca (who slammed Doors for Fun and Perished Miserably)
3. George (Who played with a Dangerous Toy, and suffered a Catastrophe of considerable Dimensions)