A truly great selection of jokes, quotes and stories from the world of music collated together by Jim Green into this one fantastic volume.
Q: What is the definition of perfect pitch in a piccolo? A: When you throw it in the toilet and it doesn't hit the rim! Q:What do you throw a drowning lead guitarist? A:His Amp! Q:What's the difference between a flautist and a seamstress? A:A seamstress tucks up frills! Every profession has its share of jokes, and the world of music is no exception! A side-splitting selection of one-liners, comic definitions and shaggy dog stories - something for everyone.