Christmas catapults back into the fray quicker than you’d like to think it would and it’s time to start the wheels in motion of getting gifts for your loved ones, your buddies, your teachers, your pets, your partners, your enemies, your frenemies, your future husbands, future wives, children, housemates, neighbours, colleagues, acquaintances, classmates, tennis partners, clients, associates, bosses…and so on, and so forth.
What we’re trying to say is maybe a little nudge in the right direction might be of some use at this point? So, let’s get to it – here is our extensive list of suggestions for the would-be and current musicians in your lives.
Grow a beard, buy some craft beer, get some tats and get a ukulele. Makes sense.
Looks like a stool but guess what? It’s not. It’s a stool you can put both you feet AND a guitar on.
Tuning made cool by putting it on the end of your guitar. That’s fine, it’s fun.
A bunch of mop-topped young men larking about like a real lot of idiots. But – it’s totally rare and never seen before so buy it immediately.
Everyone makes mistakes. Now you don’t have to. Ha! One step towards infallibility.
Looks familiar, lasts for years ALTHOUGH I have no idea why it’s only sheet music that’s carried in these cute lil’ bags. Why not newspaper? Or a magazine? Laptop?
MAKE YOUR OWN MUSIC BOOK WHAT DID YOU SAY OMGOMGOMG
You can have so much fun with this thing because you can create a plectrum out of a sandwich if you want. Wild!
This cool guy in America who is better than you at trumpet has made this sick deck which teaches you to be as good if not better than him.
Hold it. Hooooold iiiiit. Easy does it, buddy. iPads are expensive. This isn’t. Do the mathematixxxx
This is cool because basically it remembers all them sweet jams you made when you didn’t even mean to! Yeeehaw
Get some MEAT behind that guitar sound with this ludicrously great value amp!
Mount up! Like in the Warren G song. Except in this instance you’re putting a guitar on your wall, not getting in a car with your homies.
CLEAR! beep beep beep CLEAR! *BOOM*
Like that – but less dramatic. And for guitars.
Shakey shakey shakey shakey. All through Christmas. Shake it until you drop. Jingle bells all year round. Hoorah.
Yeah it’s got a speaker in it that’s totally sunken and you can like… go to.. go .. to… zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Then all you need to do is wrap it all up … in this glorious Musicroom branded wrapping paper for £1.90! CHRISTMAS FOREVER!!
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